THE Staff

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Anthony "Big Tone" Grabowski - Security

Big Tone secures the border at Matty's Beach Bar. His favorite pastimes include: flying weekly to C-Bus and dancing to mariachi music on Freemont Street in Vegas.

Daniel "Danny" Heusmann - Guitar/vocals

Danny is the man with a guitar in one hand, sauvy B in the other. He's a mainstay on the stage, keeping the party going so it's always 5 o'clock here.

Dianne "Princess Di" Ahlquist - mixologist

Serving only skinny margs and turkey sticks, this native Masshole is four feet of cocktails and cuss words.

Christopher "Shiner" Shine - Plot sales

Top casket salesman for Southwest Missouri 2023. He'll bury you deeper in the beach for an additional fee. Respectfully, of course.

Michael "Focker" Ianitello - Poker consultant/Dave Matthews covers

The mouth of the south will delight you with covers of his favorite DMB songs. Miller Mike hosts all poker tournaments at Matty's Beach Bar.

Worm is in charge of the mystery beers here at Matty's, where the price is still only $1. He also serves as our limo driver, never going more than 15 mph in a 55 mph zone.

Jeremy "Worm" West - Mystery Beers

Worm is in charge of the mystery beers here at Matty's, where the price is still only $1. He also serves as our limo driver, never going more than 15 mph in a 55 mph zone.

Peter "Strittmatter" Benjamin - Investor

Since hanging up the copperfits at RxSafe, you can catch Peter watching a Florida Gators game on his favorite barstool. It's always scotch o'clock for this blister card aficionado.

"Wild" Bill Holmes - investor

Wild Bill went from laying down blue tape in tradeshow booths to laying in a hammock on the beach with a screwdriver on ice in hand. You can also catch him in his Tiburon shirt by the beach handing out Roman sachets, yelling "and with full vision inspection!"

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